3.23.2010

Rushing Rush

I heard something the other day that made me crack a smile- Rush Limbaugh claiming he’d move to Costa Rica if the new Health Care Reform was passed.

Can I scream “WOO HOO” loud enough?? No, I cannot.

But we’re all familiar with the self-righteous loud mouth and his outrageous claims. I was thrilled to hear that claim, but Rush was getting his hopes up and really assumed the bill wouldn’t be passed when he was making his claims of moving out of the country.

I’m not so naïve, nor do I make silly fake plans based on my uneducated beliefs.

Knowing the way things usually play out with him, who knows if he was really against it all because he didn’t like what the reform itself would bring, or if it was just because he didn’t like the race or religion of the person presenting it.

The funniest part about the entire thing is his still being up on his pedestal. After being a loud-mouthed over-opinionated offensive individual who just berates undeserving people, who exactly does he think is taking the time to give a flying fuck about his (hopefully) making a permanent move to another country? The most logical theory I’ve come up with on this subject is “Loud-Mouth” Limbaugh caught rumor of prescription pills being cheaper and easier to obtain in Costa Rica, and he’s just using the Health Bill as an excuse to get out there to them ASAP.

I want to hear the amazing reasoning and wordplay that is used to fix this flub, how it is played out to say “he didn’t say that exactly,” or it was” taken out of context,” because at the end of the day Rush can’t leave America. Who would he bitch to? Who would he talk shit to? Nobody else would take his abuse, and someone elsewhere might actually put him in his place for mouthing off.

OH MY GOD there are so many reasons he should leave the country. For once could he stay true to his word? Could he make one other person in this world happy OTHER than his own selfish self? Sadly, I doubt it will ever happen, but a girl can dream.

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