Isn't Life Already 3-Dimensional?

Can anyone give me an answer to this: What is the new obsession with 3D/Real D movies? And it can’t be “It rakes in more money.” It seems like everything and anything coming out lately has extra special effects to it.

I wonder to myself, is society so desensitized to excitement that this is the new method to battle people’s lack of enthusiasm for movies? Its probably because movie sales are tanking because downloading pirated copies is so much easier and cheaper, and you can’t illegally download awesome Real D effects to watch at home. It could also be the original statement I made, to make the already insane ticket prices at the box office that much more expensive. Its all related, one of those cycles I suppose.

No matter what the reason is, it makes me feel so old fashioned, or basically just old for that matter. I like my movies 2D for a couple reasons- I don’t like wearing those stupid glasses because they give me a headache, I hate feeling like my bank account is drained for 2 hours of entertainment, and I am not so simple-minded that I can’t enjoy a movie the normal way. Fucking lazy asses, movies are simple enjoyment enough, we can’t even pick up a damn book anymore because its too much effort, and imaginative brain power is too diminished to get through it. Now we have to go to lengths to further movie production to make the movie more “real” so we can have even less imagination, and if possible put forth less effort to watch a movie...

Aside from that frustration, I want to get into the 3D/Real D subject a little deeper.

I know that they have special screens or whatever to give that effect in the theaters and its never the same when you get the DVD with the crappy little red and blue celophane-lensed glasses. However, I know that there’s always technology out that us poor folk isn’t aware of, so I’m sure there’s rich folk out there privileged enough to have a special TV or projector or something to give the same Real D effect we pay out the ass for in the theater.

What I am really wanting to know is when is that going to be available to the rest of us so we can get porn-production into that? If people really want to make some serious money, that is what needs to be marketed (and I want my cut when it happens)! Who doesn’t wanna be balls-deep into a good porn and suddenly feel like the sweaty porn stars are right there with them? Could you imagine the intensity of nipple and penile-erections with that technology power? And cum-shots would be a serious climactic ending, not just because someone is having an orgasm, but because you’d actually feel like you had to dodge the damn thing.

But seriously, 3D/Real D is out of control. I just want to have comfort in watching commercials advertising movies again. Nowadays I watch a commercial, get overly excited for a movie that looks amazing, then at the end its announced “In 3D” and I say “Oh shit,” because I’m just calculating the money pouring out of my wallet.

Give me movies the old way, flat, 2-Dimensional and cheap, or give me my own Real D technology for my home, along with a few good porn vids adapted for it all.