The Toilet Paper Diaries

Answer me this: Why am I subjected to commercials about whether toilet paper rolls should be placed on the actual roll going over or under? Are we as humans that bored with our existence that the most thrilling discussion we can come up with lately is should the roll go over or under?

To be honest, when I do change the roll I don't pay attention to whether I put it over or under, and if you'd like even more honesty: most of the time I am lazy like most others and don't even change the roll out. I leave the empty cardboard tube hanging there on the roll and just set the new roll on the counter or the back of the toilet or something, and I'll leave it that way for weeks.

I'm fairly sure that anyone that anal about toilet paper etiquette (pardon the pun) is sure to have some problems. But I have come to realize that these are the problems concerning the world today- what brand of TP? What ply? Should I get the huge rolls with the roll-extender? Scented or unscented? Over or under???

Really...

Everyone involved with the "over or under" mania, take your damn roll, put it on the roller in the manner you see fit and shut the hell up, because in the end, no matter haw fancy it is or what direction its facing, its all going into some shitty places! bahahaha...

Flush...